Lost but found.......

Oh yeah trust me on this people she was LOST......

Ohk,Ohk maybe not literary lost sha. It was more of a lost in touch kind of a thing.

So, here  I am wandering into the hospital for a brief moment with the doctor and there sitting as my doctor was my lost cousin sister. In my head I was like chai, if I knew she was the one there shebi i would have acted like the typical naija babe and just jumped the queue. Anyways i was there already so nothing spoil.

This my sister eehn, though we still kinda chat on bbm but it was just not the same as we used to be because its either she is busy or the typical yeye geh that won't charge her phone. So, so many things went unsaid between us and i didn't even know she had changed her place of work sef *naughty girl*>>>side eying her join gan.

So back to my story, since she was not on-call I decided to hold on for her to clean up the work on her table and we can hangout.

Like seriously i've forgotten what hanging out with her could be like because I was wondering how we will be together for hours without being at a loss for words. Shebi y'all know na, that awkward moment arises when you've not been in touch for a while.

You just don't want to go above or outstretch that zone but lo and behold in all sincerity we really got back on track and in minutes we were window shopping and laughing like chickens I mean like children all the way....*relief smile*.

Did I mention this my cousin will be getting married in about a month's time? Yeah yeah she will be oo which means it's time  to shine ma owambe materials and get ready to rock.*dancing galala*.

So during our window shopping experience, we stopped for a refill. My-Mine, i don't know what inspired my pick fa. One thing I know is that i was crushing all d way on pie and ice cream.

Not weird bah? So I thought too ooo until I woke the whole universe up around 1.25am with my scream to the toilet.

Alas people have taken presidency over the toilet oo *olamides voice*.....in other words i'm in charge of shitting wahala.

image source : Google

But you get the picture of running down the corridor with open legs then deciding sitting on the toilet for as long was a better decision.

Sister doci tanks oo. We were in it together crunching gracefully but i'm in OYO levels now *waidone gan ni oo* Go here....*toin* on more shitty business things.

Please people if you're coming my way, much of Diastop or one of those sympathetic drugs is needed and if God puts it in your heart to treat me out abeg I no chop pie and ice cream oo.....*teary face*

KID BUT ALREADY A MAN.......

 Train your kids in the way of the lord and when they grow they wont depart from it is the verse that  has being in my head in a while now.

My people eehn, I saw this video of a little kid spicing up prayer points and I said 'ooh yeah, amen kiddo' the devil has already being put to shame. 

In serious tone now this boy e haff challenge me gan ni ooo and I must be challenged.

My prayer and spiritual life has to sprout up by fire by force and in like terms by fire my little man sef gas to spit fire iyen ti di dandan (that is by force) *smiles*.

This boy yeah he is a kid but spiritually he is a man already,chai!am so proud of this boy ooo iro o da (no be lie ) to be decreeing and declaring and passing authority, to be talking about multiple multi-billion dollar strategies and inventions,to be passing authority on healing powers… you have to see for yourself.

In fact this is what Yoruba's will call iroyin o kun agbon (words can not fill basket *smiling* meaning WORDS ARE NOT ENOUGH).

Alas the devil has being put toshame!!!!

Hit me nicely!!!!what you feel about this kidman

ALL NA PACKAGING!!

      
Oh yeah my people packaging ni gbogbo e oo.

Packaging which moi the pelebe bimpiziel will like to razz up and call PARKEHGING *smiles*.

Though, seriously the gist ain't serious but like always wetin my eyes see i need to talk am nani,......
as i dey go work this morning na so the cab i rode to the bus stop started talking i just rolled my eyes that what's this man up to this morning until he told me madam so so so and so is my name i became fascinated that where is the talk heading to.

He then started 'i drive cab early in the morning around 6am- 8am and from their i go ahead and see to my painting business blah blah blah, i thought about it and responded that it is a good idea at least the money he makes from 6am - 8am is something as we were talking about that he just included his wife's too that awon mummy wa na *eyes rolling* mummy bawo? *smugs* ahahahn na *arms crossed jare* anyways sha them be themselves daddy and mummy,'awon mummy wa na man se cake ati decoration (his wife bakes cake and does decoration) blah blah blah before i said jack the man don commot his card, his business in the front and the wife's behind and immediately i thought to my self what a nice strategy to put both business together and more importantly its a way to pull and help each other unlike some men who does not want their wives to be greater than them what a life,but in all sincerity in this century why in the lords name wont you want your wife to soar,i really shake my head for those types of men.

Though i was running late i still chilled a moment to encourage and told him good work to them both before i got to the car park sha.

The moral of the gist sha na say no where is too tight for advertisement and exploring oneself and importantly be a shoulder to your partner and not their inconceivable enemy or antagonist against their success.

So am on to the next one which out rightly is the PARKEHGING part gangan.on my way to the car park  still, i could not help but notice that the school in my area as acquired a new security staff, of course you just cant help but notice the security staff because she is a light complexioned lady in her mid twenties i would guess, that aside the main reason for her to be noticed is the layers of red lipstick on her lips,her hairs packed neatly with multi coloured bendable rollers under the security cap outfit,layers of foundation and powder.

i just silently thought to my self that standing inside sun and passing vehicles does it really worth this supper stress but then i chided myself that this is purely re-branding of security staffs plus a definite pass on packaging because i wont be surprised if she gets a sure pass or a wink to talk the truth sef she ain't bad looking at all and above all 'MAN GAS CHOP'.....in other words there is actually no reason not to look your best in any situation and environment you find yourself,the stomach and the way you portray yourself goes a really long way..

Stay fresh people till i pass through here again *blows kiss*

She......

So in my mind now,am feeling like what ooo?*smiles mischievously*anyway the gist is this though its not a gist per say but i just wanted to bring it outta my mind.

I know a sweet looking lady named ****  though she's not too popular but trust me when i say she is really on popular demands,just the thought of her makes me smile #no homo sha ooo!

So i meet her and in fact she really is a goddess in her blog and in real life this miss eehn she always claims to motivate anyway and sincerely that is the truth.

For reals people this lady is the bomb with her cute tiny face *eyes rolling* she is among the team #notwins# which i tell her always say she dey wear herself pampers on that matter (don't kill me for not supporting your no twins team).

okay, am digressing but the sweet truth is she motivated me to open a blog since i love writing and i have enough drama that can be shared but in all honesty though, her own drama pass my own sha oo!

In true words i enjoy every passing moment with her*no head swelling miss* and in fact i just like her basically because she's just what she describes herself to be though without the ikebe she proclaims (Sorry miss that came out)*smiles* enough of my scribbling o jare, she is no other person than toin

 

P.S----miss drop the charge fee towards this priceless appraisal in mushed voice (LOVE YAH!!)

A typical weekday

So,here i am oooo turning sideways on the bed and alas!its 5am......chai i don late today niyen oooo hmmmm,jumping outta bed straight into the kitchen my bathing water is boiling and oops PHCN ooh sorie IBDEC don do der thing ooo gas bath dis cold water leni niyen*eyes rolling* + *thinking* still in the kitchen i put breakfast on fire,wash the dishes clean and sweep hmm.....goes back into the room hubby and son still sleeping *imaging and speaking aloud wish i could steal some of hubbyz sleep* rushes off and stomps into the bathroom *water pouring** .

 i don bath finish niyen oo,rushes into the room picks up little man march him down into the bathroom,dress him up for school and alas hubby is still sleeping*angry grin forming*keeps checking the food on fire and doing other things tanks to my multitasking skills*happy face* then pack my food,hubbyz food and sons food all set hubby is rushing his way down to the bathroom screaming honey pick my clothes abeg u know time don go and i love u nah!!rolls eyes but still picks out a cloth for him.....little man shouting mummy i want more tea,i don't want this shoe blah,blah,blah.....i face him and smile "honey u have no choice than to wear this shoe"he cries and nags and i say to my self i hope u get picked by aliens so i can mind my business for once*stern face*all said hubby gets back and in one word little man is compelling to the dad,ooh boy where is my own magic word?

anyways, what a relief at least he is off my neck.all three of us ready hubby pecks and tries going i call him back in my sweetest of voice hon,so now who will take little man to school he says"haba,babe u can see am already late"*eyes dashing*......me nko ooo?abi when you were sleeping all along nko?are words forming in my mind but instead just told him ahhhan its unfair ooo....*phew*got little man  to school without breaking a finger in annoyance, i got to work and checking ma phone its darling hubby asking if i no late to reach office words like "u  fink u r smart forms in ma mind but i just smile and reply hubby IF I HEAR!acts gentlemanly and promise to help out tomorrow,and still it goes on like that during weekdays please when will the  tomorrow come.....
Getting back ome in the evening husby is home with little man after the welcome greetings husby asks babe wats for chops*opens eyes*eehn hon,?i gat no choice than to march into the kitchen and definitely put out something.
little man distrbubs, husby has wants,house must be tidy etc and finally its diner time ooh mine same process all AGAIN!!after dinner omo na bed straight oo leaving them to a male bonding time together....

trust me i love them both but at times it feels like*eyes rolling*ama pop at the slightest extension....or people do i maybe need a class on time management??