A typical weekday

So,here i am oooo turning sideways on the bed and alas!its 5am......chai i don late today niyen oooo hmmmm,jumping outta bed straight into the kitchen my bathing water is boiling and oops PHCN ooh sorie IBDEC don do der thing ooo gas bath dis cold water leni niyen*eyes rolling* + *thinking* still in the kitchen i put breakfast on fire,wash the dishes clean and sweep hmm.....goes back into the room hubby and son still sleeping *imaging and speaking aloud wish i could steal some of hubbyz sleep* rushes off and stomps into the bathroom *water pouring** .

 i don bath finish niyen oo,rushes into the room picks up little man march him down into the bathroom,dress him up for school and alas hubby is still sleeping*angry grin forming*keeps checking the food on fire and doing other things tanks to my multitasking skills*happy face* then pack my food,hubbyz food and sons food all set hubby is rushing his way down to the bathroom screaming honey pick my clothes abeg u know time don go and i love u nah!!rolls eyes but still picks out a cloth for him.....little man shouting mummy i want more tea,i don't want this shoe blah,blah,blah.....i face him and smile "honey u have no choice than to wear this shoe"he cries and nags and i say to my self i hope u get picked by aliens so i can mind my business for once*stern face*all said hubby gets back and in one word little man is compelling to the dad,ooh boy where is my own magic word?

anyways, what a relief at least he is off my neck.all three of us ready hubby pecks and tries going i call him back in my sweetest of voice hon,so now who will take little man to school he says"haba,babe u can see am already late"*eyes dashing*......me nko ooo?abi when you were sleeping all along nko?are words forming in my mind but instead just told him ahhhan its unfair ooo....*phew*got little man  to school without breaking a finger in annoyance, i got to work and checking ma phone its darling hubby asking if i no late to reach office words like "u  fink u r smart forms in ma mind but i just smile and reply hubby IF I HEAR!acts gentlemanly and promise to help out tomorrow,and still it goes on like that during weekdays please when will the  tomorrow come.....
Getting back ome in the evening husby is home with little man after the welcome greetings husby asks babe wats for chops*opens eyes*eehn hon,?i gat no choice than to march into the kitchen and definitely put out something.
little man distrbubs, husby has wants,house must be tidy etc and finally its diner time ooh mine same process all AGAIN!!after dinner omo na bed straight oo leaving them to a male bonding time together....

trust me i love them both but at times it feels like*eyes rolling*ama pop at the slightest extension....or people do i maybe need a class on time management??